"Lawrence Glasser" <lglasser@spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:3F8E1197.DFA48E7D@spamcop.net...
> vern wrote:
> >
> > The Ten Commandments
> >
> > The Ten Commandments in Cajun... (Keeps it REAL Simple)
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. BUSH is number one... and das' All.

No hee h'ain't. Farr-faah-turs ah nummah wun.


> >
> > 2. Don't pray to nuttin' or nobody... jus' BUSH.

Thet no jive, mahn. Pray tu' tha Benk Mana-ger, man. He gots all the
muhn-nee. He sez to you if you git any or not.


> >
> > 3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.

Raht ahwn, bro'. Raht ahwn,

> > 4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by BUSH's House.

Yo crahzee, mahn. When Sunday turn ahn th' Teee Veh, an take in footbahh

> > 5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.

Yep, them pah-rent felks plain bent th' hell outta the good ol' Yoo Ess Ay.
All thet spendin of dahms wreked evah-thang fer
the kinfolks, an' them kinfolks are pain fer the mistahks mamma and daddah
made in 'lectin' gummints that spent mon-nah
like it wuz comin outta the back of a hah truk.

Bush ain't no nummer wun. Fahr-faah-turs an pah-rah med diks ah nummer wun.
Bush jes sum polly-o-tish-shun thet's causin'
trubble evah-weyer.

and thet's fer dam-shur.


Thet Murrican Vern feller shur talkin' funny wurds. He no kount raht. Therz
tahn Comman-mahnts, not fah-ve